Welcome to the virtual customer (dis)service desk of Ahold Delhaize USA*, owner of Food Lion, Stop & Shop, Hannaford, Giant, and The Giant Company.* Today our esteemed CEO and grocery shopping savant JJ Fleeman* is here to personally address all your customer needs. *Parody for a cause. Scroll to find out more.
*Parody for a cause. Scroll to find out more.
The real JJ Fleeman has refused to stop caging animals—even though his company, Ahold Delhaize, promised everyone it would by now. Customers are betrayed. Animals are suffering. This is your moment: The time to complain is now.
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